1. I need a dramatic explanation

    I have recently received an NTE (Notice To Explain) document from my superiors. It’s about divulging critical information to a client, which is a violation of the security and Code of Conduct agreement that our company has rolled out. The violation of such agreement may result to termination, dismissal, blah blah blah, and all that losing-a-job thing.

    And fortunately, explaining is what I am sarcastically good at. Also, pissing off people.

    So, at the effect of delivering a dramatic excuse, I came up with the following reasons:

    • I am working as a double agent and what I did will benefit the company more, rather than to destroy it.
    • I am high at the time that the particular information was provided to the client.
    • I do not care about my job, I care about the client and their satisfaction.
    • Fuck the rules, and the world is to end this year.

    And so, with the help of my great grammatical skills, I shall construct a statement that is as dramatic as Budoy’s story line. With the exclusion of Jessy Mendiola, of course.

    Wish me luck!

    1. gugol said: we need to get stoned, pare. the mary magalene kind of stoning.
    2. prekprek said: The third reason is acceptable ah. HEHE
    3. marianojuancho posted this