Steve: So let me get this straight, the platform is IN the wall.
Pepper: Yes, exactly.
Steve: So, if only wizards can go through the wall, what about, like, objects?
Pepper: Well, everything goes with them.
Steve: Even the non-magical books and stuff?
Pepper: Sure.
Steve: That makes sense, cause they’re owned by the wizard. Okay, thanks!
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Thor: THIS HAT OF SORTING DOES NOT ONLY BASE ITS DECISION ON WHAT IT BELIEVES IS THE RIGHTFUL PLACE, BUT ALSO TAKES INTO ACCOUNT YOUR TRUE WISHES AND DESIRES?
Pepper: Yeah, which is why Harry is in Gryffindor
Thor: I AM QUITE FASCINATED BY THESE ‘HOUSES.’ I FEEL THAT I WOULD BELONG IN THE HOUSE OF GRYFFINDOR
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Steve: Pepper, why do Slytherin and Hufflepuff not have animal names in them, when Gryffindor and Ravenclaw do?
Pepper: I don’t know. I always thought Ravenclaw made the most sense, because ravens do actually have claws.
Pepper: Well, talons, but you get my point.
Steve: I do indeed. So, what house do you see yourself in?
Pepper: I haven’t really thought about it, to be honest.
Steve: I think you’d be in Ravenclaw. You’re really smart. Or maybe Gryffindor, because you have red hair and it takes a lot of guts to run Tony Stark’s company.
Pepper: That is really sweet of you, Steve. i see what Tony means about the apple pie thing.
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Thor: I AM QUITE ENAMOURED OF THIS LUNA CHARACTER.
Pepper: I thought you would be. She seems like she would be a friend of yours.
Thor: IS THIS TALE BASED ON A TRUE OCCURRENCE?
Pepper: What, no! Oh, Thor. Thor, Thor, Thor. Has no one taught you what fiction is?