1. You should not take pictures, nor create a post for your boils

    Eventually, they’ll enjoy the attention you give them and decide to stick a bit longer so that they can grab more attention from you. And you, will continue to create posts about them. And they will appear where you least expect them to appear - yun eh sa singit mo.

    Hi! Ako si M. Apparently, masyado nang nakakapagod magsulat tungkol sa mga pigsa na tumutubo sa katawan ko. Kaya naman nag-decide ako na sabihin sa’yo na tinubuan nanaman ako ng pigsa, at malapit siya sa bayag ko.

    At dahil bleeder ang mga pigsa, I can’t help but associate this with menstruation. That is, the type of menstruation na walang pumipintig na pigsa sa pagitan ng singit mo pero parehas silang nakakainit ng ulo. At hindi siya lumalabas sa pekpek, that I obviously do not possess.

    Consolation prize: Meron yata akong kulani.

    Other things that have no importance at all:

    • If SOPA gets through, that means that you will most likely not be allowed to put unpaid music on your blog. That means, you cannot place music players on your blog, that’s on auto-play, which is good dahil hindi na ako mapu-pwersang makinig ng mga tugtuging pilit mong ipinaririnig sa mga tao.
    • Naranasan mo na bang mapadalhan ng mensahe (text, chat, email, etc.) ang taong hindi mo naman dapat papadalhan ng mensahe, bagkus siya pa yung gusto mong siraan/i-tsismis/i-kwento sa kausap mo? Nangyare ito sa bisor ko, na kung saan sinabi niyang “Hayaan mo na si (pangalan ng kaopisina ko), wala namang silbi yan.” At ang nakatanggap ng mensaheng yan ay walang iba kundi yung taong sinasabi niyang walang silbi. Talk about awkward office moments, kapag nagkita na sila. It’s like the network provider decided to play God and provide moral justice to these men and said “Hey, you’re talking shit about this guy. Why don’t you say it to him face to face? Here, let me help you.”