January 2011
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Sabi nung kaibigan ko eh nakakamanhid daw ito ng... →
For 200 pesos per pack? I’ll just save up for spakol.
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Lalake 01: PARE! Nanakawan yung kotse ko!
Lalake 02: Talaga pare? Ang malas mo naman! Lalake 01: Tanginang yan, ang lupit. Pati yung hand sanitizer, hindi pinatawad. Ninakaw din! Lalake 02: Baka kasi dahil nagnakaw sila, gusto nilang maghugas-kamay. You know, to keep their hands clean.
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And when you do jump shots on the freeway, you pay...
You get towed.
Jump shots ‘ere.
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It's not a common thing to do jumpshots on the...
These guys, however, had too much time on their hands to do it on the freeway.
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Day 08: Short term goals for the month and why
Alright, I think I’ll be back on track for this. I’ve missed out much of what’s there for the challenge, let’s get back then.
And it’s too late for this month, so this goal list is for February.
1. Lose weight - I need to trim down this stomach, it’s getting hard to bend forward to reach a donut, every time it falls down under my table. 2. Exercise more -...
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Officemate: Bakit namumula yung mata mo?
Ako: Nakita kasi kita eh, pumutok yung mga ugat.
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Antipatiko
The old sister, cousin, or relative of my mom/dad whose name is Patty.
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“The best way to earn is to give it all away.”
– Pokpok
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When a hug that lasts 00:00:20 is given to a girl,...
This be the best way to make utang!
Who wants a hug?!
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Magiging mapili na ako sa mga bus na sasakyan ko
Si Damdam, ang pipiliin niyang drayber/kunduktor ay si ANGELITO LIGTAS.
Sa akin naman eh si WALLY SIDENTE.
Ikaw, anong pipiliin mong pangalan ng drayber/kunduktor mo?
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Tea Party
Okay, so marami-rami ang nahuli natin ngayon. Pagpar-tea-party-han na natin yan.
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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
What can be.
What can be who?
What can be bitiw bigla. What can be bitiw bigla-ah-ha. Higpitan mo ang ‘yong kapit…
via Chie Cacho FB
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Use "FIBER" in a sentence
Let’s volt in!
*Tenententeneeeeen ten ten*
VORTEEEES, FIBER!!!
Walang Natira
bentambling:
Napakaraming inosente dito sa amin
Ngunit bakit tila walang natira ahh
Napakaraming batang birhen dito sa amin
Ngunit bakit tila walang natira ahh
Hinaharot sila ahh
Natutong mag (sibakan 5x)
Nilalampong sila ahh
Natutong mag (sibakan 5x)
Kinangkarot sila
(original)
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while in the process of completing a form
dearmary:
LBC Lady: What do you call this product? Me: Wristband
LO AND BEHOLD SHE TYPED DOWN RISK BAN
GOOD LORD RISK BAN
Anyway, your risk ban, @twomoreweeks, is on its way to your door
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Use HAPDI in a sentence
Helper: Ma’am, birthday ko naman, pwedeng maghapdi?
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Alam niyo eh matindi pala ang ginagamit na...
Eto yung tinatawag na Jodo-rant.
Please reblog this if you have a heart:
youwannafeelthatrush:
stopallthismalarkey:
thaimonica:
itsvegas:
wherethefalloutlies:
sintactics:
REBLOG THIS AND LOOK AT YOUR BLOG. FUCKING DO IT.
lol HOLY SHIT. IT ACTUALLY WORKS.
LOL, i dont get what this has to do with having a heart.
Lemme go see what this is gonna do~
oh my god.
reblog it then look at your page.
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Si Jay at si Peter →
Hindi ako mahilig magbigay ng pera sa mga pulubi. Hindi ko ugali yun. Masasabi kong tinotopak lang ako kapag nagbibigay ako ng pera sa kanila. Nakatatak na yata sa isip ko ang sindikato kapag merong mga pulubing ganito eh.
Pero ibahin natin si Jay. Baka may oras ka, basahin mo ito saglit at pumulot ka na din ng kaunting lakas ng loob at aral. Sana dumami pa ang gumaya sa ganitong klaseng ginawa...
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Dahil sa wala akong magawa, naisipan kong...
Ang itlog namin: May Queso de Bola at Magic Sarap
Ang pandesal namin: Piso pa din ang isa
Ang kape namin: Walang lasa, hindi ako marunong magtimpla ng kape
Ikaw, anong Sunday breakfast mo?
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