December 2009
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Sentence Combinations
Powered by Shisha by M
Keen and vibrant of how to know more of you As sudden as a gush of wild wind Too tempting to pursue your heart However perplexing you are to me ‘Tis my growing fondness of you Had me going sleepless at nights Each step we take from our pasts Carried me closer to what will be of us Rapid flows of untamed feelings As I fill my soul with your warmth Probing carefully...
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It is a good thing that the concept of...
If it is so, I would spend four days in the bathroom brushing my teeth and gargling the day away.
Grabe, ang kapal na ng ngima ng ngipin ko.
Feeling ko narebuild na yung isa kong ngipin na nacrack na sa sobrang kapal. Pwede ko na ulit ipang-nguya.
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Di ako nakatiis. I followed marianojuancho.
KEYWORD: Natatakot
Yes, that’s normal my dear. 21 ka na pala. Pwedeng-pwede na.
Bumoto, yes. Pero sayang at hindi ka nakapagrehistro no? Apir. Ako din.
And to MQ, hindi ako sikat! Hindi ako ikaw kaya marapatin mong ako’y di hamak na isang tambay lamang.
Nice to meet your tumblr, Haze.
Wag kang magpapaloko sa mga nakikita mo, I am nowhere near “intelegente”. Kung lugar...
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Because the TV's remote is missing
My sister asked for me to find it.
Ako: I-google mo! Ate: Tanga!
Perfect way of how to be tanga-ed by your sister before the new year.
Walang kwenta ang mga resulta.
Salamat kay PB at Damdam para sa “I-google mo” suggestion.
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Perfect World
Ako: Manong, singkwenta pesos nga pong taho. Wag niyo na pong lagyan ng soya at sago. Salamat.
Manong magtataho: Sige. Extra arnibal?
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Aling Maring: Hindi ko alam kung papaano...
Dahil mabait akong anak, sinarili ko na lang ang sagot kong: “Eh kasi po ‘nay, may mga mata po sila.”
Si Aling Maring nga pala ang nanay ko. At oo, nawawala ang remote ng TV namen.
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Kapag sasakay ka ng jeep, sana hindi yung...
Naka-sampung driver ata ng ibang jeep ang hinintuan niya at kinamusta’t kinausap.
Manong, hindi naman po tayo langgam na dapat tumigil at makipag-umpugan sa bawat isa kapag nagkikita.
Bawat isa na lang ata sa member ng JODA niyo eh nakamusta niyo na ang anak.
Pero oo, hindi naman ako galit dahil nasuklian niyo naman po ako. Sana lang kasi hindi kayo ganyan kapag natatae na ako.
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Anong tawag kay Jomari Yllana kapag tumanda na...
Jomari Ulyanin.
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Ahm Too Bizzaeh
X: Hi, kamusta ka na? Namiss na kita. Pwede ka bang yayaing lumabas?
I’m sorry my friend, I’m too busy Too busy forgetting, all our sad stories Too busy burying, all that has been I’m too busy, trying to be myself again
X: Huy, kamusta ka na? May gagawin ka ba nga ngayong weekend?
I’m so sorry my friend, I’m too busy today Too busy trying to become, a genetic...
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May ita-Tumblr dapat ako...
Pero nakalimutan ko bigla. Nakakainis. Para akong namatayan ng anak.
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Eat or Shit?
Help? I need answers now real fast because pretty soon, it’s gonna be the latter that’s going to happen.
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Ang TV hour: Knock Knock Sessions →
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ube
Ube who?
duwadibidididamdibiduuuuuuuuu
I MISSED ANG TV HOUR AGAIN?!?!?! Shit.
Oh well x...
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Harry Potter on Facebook
saabmagalona:
(via collegehumor)
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Yosi for breakfast is teh shit yo!
Nicotine Mornings by M
eyes wide open but the vision is narrow grin-filled lips slow blinks after one another
plaque-covered teeth peeking out of each grin cloudy white lumps of smoke flowing out of the nostrils
everything is blurry all is narrowing everything is slow-mo everything is fading
a mild tap on the forehead another hit on the filter let it sink, let it sink into all of the...
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how Free Runners bid Merry Christmas! *yeah, and... →
SOMEDAY BABY,
SOMEDAY, I WILL BE ONE.
(via evosieg)
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i haven't eaten the whole day.
It’s because it’s too big darling. It wouldn’t fit in your mouth. Try slicing it up into two or three pieces and you’ll be able to…
Oh.
OOOOOOH. Yes, yes I get it now.
Hindi ka pa kumakain ngayong maghapon na ito.
OKEY.
(via astrange)
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I fucking missed Ang TV Hour
Sayang. Oh well. Life must go on.
Tomas: Sobrang tabatsoy na ang misis ko kaya gusto niyang magbawas ng timbang. Nag-horseback riding siya…. Jorge: Ano’ng resulta? Tomas: Nabawasan ng 10 kilos ‘yung kabayo!
duwadidididamdibiduuuu
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Suddenly, I found myself chewing on a bubble...
And it tastes like chicken-noodle soup. And my nose’s nasal passage suddenly cleared out.
HUWAAAAT.
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Napkin
Those Days by Sancho Delubyo
I miss the days where my youthful feet Would take me anywhere that I wanted That even the blazing sun could not stop me From reaching the vast beyond of the next street I miss the days where I could go anywhere With a single crayon on my left hand And a pad of paper on my right With those two I can conquer the world I miss the days that I could go out freely Without...
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Naiuwi ko yata lahat ng amoy ng probinsiya.
Babuyan Bugok na itlog Manukan
Sa buong araw, bawat isa sa tatlong yan naamoy ko nung umutot ako.
So pwede na talaga akong spy. Pag may olfactory specimen na kailangan, ako na ang ipapadala ng kampo.
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Mariano Juancho's Complete and Precise Guide to...
Step 1: Do it now. Step 2: In case you won’t do it now (which would probably be the next logical step and the natural reason as to why you are unable to do it now), then do it later. Step 3: If you can’t do it later, follow step 1.
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Nakalimutan kong i-add to Tumblr yung posts ko sa... →
Kaya kung may oras kayong mapadpad sa page, sige lang, wag kayong mahiya. Holidays naman eh, libre ang ligaya.
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Tonight, call me Mr. Fantastic
Because I suddenly gained the ability to stretch myself.
Sabagay, ganun naman talaga kung isa’t kalahating dipa ang layo ng toilet bowl sa timba at tabo, tapos hindi mo naman kasi nakita agad na ganun siya kalayo kasi nagmamadali ka na nga kasi lalabas na.
Okay na, thanks for the powers.
Magagamit ko na din itong pang-abot ng sukli sa jeep.
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dahil ang fun magpost ng conversation mula sa ym
chiksilog:
Xienah (12:59 AM): regalo ko? marianojuancho (12:59 AM): ahm marianojuancho (12:59 AM): ahihi marianojuancho (12:59 AM): teka marianojuancho (12:59 AM): regalo ko! Xienah (1:00 AM): ano ba gusto mo? marianojuancho (1:01 AM): hmmm marianojuancho (1:01 AM): ano nga bang inaasam kong regalo Xienah (1:01 AM): ewan ko marianojuancho (1:01 AM): nasan ba yung wishlist ko...
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I don't want to tell you that I love you
Because you are a girl. If you are a guy, then I would.
soulscorpio:
because I don’t want to throw those words away lightly.
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DEREK RAMSEY, RAPE ME. I WILL WASTE MY P100+ JUST...
Derek, I raise it to 100+.50
Now give me your corned tuna enhanced dick.
(via shleeepdeprived)
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Dear Santa,
SANTA YOU MOTHEREFFING BITCH! THIS GIRL HAS BEEN NICE ALL HER LIFETIME! NAO, I COMMAND YOU TO SLAUGHTER ALL YOUR REINDEERS AND OFFER THEIR BLOOD TO CONJURE ALL THE MAGIC IN THE WORLD FOR HER WISH!
astrange:
make my boobies grow?
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