1. jonnovstheinternet:

    Cats stuck in things

    (via sayjoojoo)

  2. (Source: yeahiwasintheshit, via xxxtoonsxxx)

  3. (Source: crypticmeth, via sayjoojoo)

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    (Source: iamawinrar, via n-mpho)

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  6. pelikula: We’re giving away a Juana C. The Movie loot bag. It’s so meta, it’s an eco bag with another eco bag inside. Also in it is a Juana C. shirt, a rolled-up movie poster, a baller tag, a random tacky fridge magnet, a Victoria Court cup holder, and Victoria Court card that, of course, goes with an unused condom. (If you don’t want that gunk, wrap up that junk!) To get a chance to win this prize, just reblog this post once. Basically, that’s it… because we couldn’t think of any better giveaway mechanics. We’ll randomly pick out and announce the winner on May 30, PH time. Do make sure you’re from Metro Manila so someone from Pelikula can hand over your prize. Sorry, folks from other regions. Mailing this will cost us. Make sure you have Tumblr message inbox open. One of our editors or writers will contact you about your prize there. Good luck! Yay! Contests! I love contests! I love stuff from the Internet! Pick me please!

    pelikula:

    We’re giving away a Juana C. The Movie loot bag.

    It’s so meta, it’s an eco bag with another eco bag inside. Also in it is a Juana C. shirt, a rolled-up movie poster, a baller tag, a random tacky fridge magnet, a Victoria Court cup holder, and Victoria Court card that, of course, goes with an unused condom. (If you don’t want that gunk, wrap up that junk!)

    To get a chance to win this prize, just reblog this post once. Basically, that’s it… because we couldn’t think of any better giveaway mechanics. We’ll randomly pick out and announce the winner on May 30, PH time.

    Do make sure you’re from Metro Manila so someone from Pelikula can hand over your prize. Sorry, folks from other regions. Mailing this will cost us.

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    Make sure you have Tumblr message inbox open. One of our editors or writers will contact you about your prize there. Good luck!

    Yay! Contests! I love contests! I love stuff from the Internet!

    Pick me please!

  7. (Source: bl00d-sugar, via punkgotfat)

  8. letmebemars:

    TSAMU 2013 (pt. 1)

    Okay so here it is guys, my first ever meet up or should I say, our (Lea & I) first ever meet up, FINALLY. ~long story ‘to~

    Hahaha. I’ve been bitter about meet ups the past years ‘cause I don’t get to attend them but this time was different. It was really unexpected, I mean I just knew it yesterday morning when I opened my Tumblr. I really didn’t knew what TSAMU was and then I searched it on the tags, and there are so many posts about it, including the bitter posts. I kept searching for the venue until I found it on the tumblr of one of the organizers. 

    Well actually, we’re supposed to be with Anjz, Pola, Ceas & Trisha to watch Bromance but everything became hectic because we knew that Anjz wasn’t going with us since she said she wasn’t available for that day and then when we’re already at the school, she asked permission to her parents and so she was permitted to go with us. Gulo diba? Eh at that time, Lea & I decided to just really go to TSAMU. *At gusto rin naman talaga namin pumunta, first time kasi.* So we just stick with our decisions na pumunta rito. And it was really worth it.

    At first, Lea & I kept saying, “We abandoned Anjz, Pola *and the rest* for this, tapos ganito lang” because we thought it was really nakaka-OP and all. But then when we made friends to them^ (top 3 photos) and to the others, you’ll realize na hindi na rin naman pala masama, di rin pala nakaka-OP. You just need to approach people there and then, voila, may instant new friends ka na. Oh dibaa.

    Thank you kina Ate ajheikase, Ate okeypaynwateber at kay Kuya putobomber na sobrang tangkad kasi we were able to meet new friends like them and to penpen-bolpen & dimakuntentosaurl. Heehee. Sa susunod na meet-up uli guys. :> And syempre, special thanks kay Lea na di ko talaga akalaing sasama saken at super nag-enjoy, PS: Be, halatang-halata na kinikilig ka talaga kahapon. HAHAHA.

    Amazing pala yung A sa TSAMU. All this time, akala ko Adventure :(

    Baka lalo akong pinagalitan ni dad kung naka-attend ako. Sabihin eh maling meet-up pa ang pinuntahan ko :(

  9. pleatedjeans: cat falls asleep in water. [via][video]

    pleatedjeans:

    cat falls asleep in water. [via][video]

    (via outtosavetheworld)

  10. Some profanity I’d like to hear more often:

    tittybasket:

    1800chokethath0e:

    lucatastrophe:

    • “For the sake of fuck”
    • “For shitting out loud”
    • “For the fuck of God”
    • “Don’t go fucking yourself in the foot”
    • “I hope I don’t fuck the toaster on this”
    • “Fuckwad”
    • “Cocktard”
    • “Shitbeak”
    • “Cuntsteak”
    • “Dunderfuck”

    cuntsteak i’m gonna use that one.

    These are magical, and I need to not fuck some toasters today

    (via headslidefirst)

  11. nerdofchaos:

    recreationalcannibalism:

    the-adequate-gatsby:

    stultifyandstupefy:

    derpes:

    And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

    And Abraham replied, “What.”

    God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

    And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

    To which they responded, “Gay.” 

    And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

    see you all in hell

    (via the-messed-up-kid)

  12. (Source: iamawinrar, via n-mpho)

  13. professorxvx: Friendzone kit.

    professorxvx:

    Friendzone kit.

    (via punkgotfat)

  14. (Source: paradis-of-god, via punkgotfat)

  15. Windows desktop shown on a big-ass LED screen outside the office building.  No porn was shown during the entire time that this was on. Photo courtesy of Richmond L. (colleague).

    Windows desktop shown on a big-ass LED screen outside the office building. 

    No porn was shown during the entire time that this was on.

    Photo courtesy of Richmond L. (colleague).

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