1. photo post  Mon, Jan. 30, 2012 | 31 notes
   

   hilarion:

   Lifehack #17521

   Since I am the unofficial peanut supplier in the office, this is perfect.

2. photo post  Mon, Jan. 30, 2012 | 10 notes
   

   Today is the best day to eat this Goldilocks Special Fluffy Mamon.

3. photo post  Mon, Jan. 30, 2012 | 55,628 notes
   

   mau5icorn:

   buylovewithbacon:

   Well. I’m creeped out.

   fuck nope nope nopenope

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4. photo post  Mon, Jan. 30, 2012 | 6,470 notes
   

   punkgotfat:

   tacobellmenu:

   she’s sooo good at makeup <3 (:

   THAT FACE!

5. photo post  Mon, Jan. 30, 2012 | 23 notes
   

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6. photo post  Mon, Jan. 30, 2012 | 115 notes
   

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7. text post  Sun, Jan. 29, 2012 | 6 notes

   I need a dramatic explanation

   I have recently received an NTE (Notice To Explain) document from my superiors. It’s about divulging critical information to a client, which is a violation of the security and Code of Conduct agreement that our company has rolled out. The violation of such agreement may result to termination, dismissal, blah blah blah, and all that losing-a-job thing.

   And fortunately, explaining is what I am sarcastically good at. Also, pissing off people.

   So, at the effect of delivering a dramatic excuse, I came up with the following reasons:

   • I am working as a double agent and what I did will benefit the company more, rather than to destroy it.
   • I am high at the time that the particular information was provided to the client.
   • I do not care about my job, I care about the client and their satisfaction.
   • Fuck the rules, and the world is to end this year.

   And so, with the help of my great grammatical skills, I shall construct a statement that is as dramatic as Budoy’s story line. With the exclusion of Jessy Mendiola, of course.

   Wish me luck!

8. photo post  Sun, Jan. 29, 2012 | 232 notes
   

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9. text post  Sat, Jan. 28, 2012 | 2 notes

   patxi asked: Hi M. Naligaw ako sa internet at nakita ko 'tong mga 'to tapos naalala kita. av-emporium.blogspot and javboo(.)com Promise naligaw lang ako.

   Maraming salamat, kaibigang Patxi. Hayaan mo, maliligaw din ako sa website na iyan mamaya lang.

10. photo post  Fri, Jan. 27, 2012 | 61 notes
    

    expo7000:

    祭り

11. photo post  Thu, Jan. 26, 2012 | 37 notes
    

    Hindi ba fansign ang tawag dun? Baka masaya lang talaga siya kaya ganun.

12. photo post  Thu, Jan. 26, 2012 | 57 notes
    

    ohcrapitscha:

    Sorry for my big belly. Busog ako that time >.<

13. text post  Thu, Jan. 26, 2012 | 5 notes

    Anonymous asked: kuya ano po ba ibigsabihin ng Pedo?

    Kung papilosopo kitang sasagutin, ang sagot eh - ito ay short for pepe-dodo.

    Pero ang Pedo ay pinaikling pedophile, pedophilia, pedobear.

    Example: Binigyan ko ng ice cream ang 5-year old na anak ng kapitbahay namin kapalit ng paghuhubad niya sa harap ko. Ako ay isang Pedo.

    *Example is fictional.

14. text post  Thu, Jan. 26, 2012 | 4 notes

    Mula sa Bibliya ng Telenobela

    Kapag nanampal ka ng kanan, iharap mo ang kaliwa. Dahil ang sampal na ibinigay, babalik ding bigla.

    Huwag lang sanang abutin ng seven times seven, times seven takes.

15. photo post  Thu, Jan. 26, 2012 | 9 notes
    

    salbehe:

    Happy TTH browsing!

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Mushrooms grow and ants multiply exponentially, here is yet again one of Mariano Juancho's addition to his numerous online accounts.

I am sorry Tumblr, let the bastardizing begin.